We found some truly insane, kind-of-extreme beds -- from obviously non-functional art installations to actual purchasable furniture. Ever pictured yourself sleeping on a giant hamburger? Or a pirate ship? Now you can! Click through below to see the craziest beds we've seen since we housesat for Siegfried and Roy.
If we met a guy who had this bed, we would pretty much put out on principle.
Leah Kennedy
You know what makes us sleepy? Boring art.
weirdcorner.com
You can actually buy this. But since it's probably manufactured on "Dune," S&H is going to be a bear.
Animica USA
What's worse? Sitting on this art installation, "Bed of Roses," or sitting through "Bed of Roses," the 1996 "romantic" tragicomedy starring Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson?
Flickr, Admean
Convenient: a French-designed Murphy Bed that folds up into the ceiling over your sofa. Less convenient: accidentally killing your guests with your poorly latched ceiling-bed.
Sure, this "Cloud Bed" is great for meditating alone in your weird, Second Life-y looking room. But if you try to have sex in it, you will probably carom through a wall and into a neighboring apartment.
Fresh Home
What's creepier than a locking bed-cage? A bed-cage occupied by a come-hither George Lucas lookalike. (IT'S A TRAP!)
Perfect for post-orgy naps and sleepovers with the Beastie Boys.